Mikkelus?

You have reached my cell phone voice mail. Why? Because I haven't answered my phone, that's why!

I'm in Canada and I won't be anywhere near the Cal State campus until fall. Yes, I've put the "vacate" back into vacation, so if you need an immediate answer about class, try calling the department office.

If you're calling about anything concerning UCLA, you have reached the wrong number. If you're trying to reach a Dr. Vagus, you have the wrong number. If you're the IRS, you've reached the wrong number. If you're calling from Doctors without Borders, guys, I told you I'm no doctor... this is STILL the wrong number.

In the event that you have reached a wrong number, please hang up, check the number, and try your call again. But call a different number, because this will still be the wrong number. Do not leave a message.

In the unlikely event that this is not a wrong number, take a deep breath and please leave your message.

Hey its Gloria. Was just calling to see if you wanted to hang out tonight after I get off from work. If so I'll probably be going by the club. Hope to see you there. I'll talk to you later.